File this under "N" for Not Surprising: Which states have the fattest kids? Go ahead, click it. Then scroll all the way to dead last. There we are in all of our confederate flag glory, weighing in with 44.4% of our children as obese or overweight. So not only are we not teaching our kids about safe sex, which leads us to having the highest percentage of STDs in the country, we're making them fat.