Planet Kolob through Romney for President Inc: We will provide you monetary arrangements for elderly humans, and repair your fiscal situation after we are elected. War-fighting humans of Joseph Smith?s country will receive generous coupons and discounts, out of our respect for warrior humans. We love Ohio, Florida, Wisconsin, Iowa and Michigan with their perfect trees.
Intercepted Directive X-K6 to Willard Romney: RE monetary units aggregated in water-surrounded land masses outside of polity America. Explain Earth?s finances are not as simple as some humans would have you believe. Sometimes a foreign entity is formed to allow foreign investors to invest in the United States, which may well be the case with the entities that human Democrats are describing as foreign accounts. This will confuse human data-distributing outlets, and be met with approval from outlet named after the small carnivorous life-form. Avoid use of the term, ?alien.? ---