Sarah Palin Hates America

post from The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks! on 03 July 2009 04:02:00 PM. © The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks!

Flag Wavers

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Sarah Palin, why do you hate America?

You’ve always been so pro-gun, anti-abortion, and drill-baby-drill supporting - you know, the traditional American values. How could you now - on the eve of this nation’s most sacred holiday - desecrate Old Glory by posing with it heaped unceremoniously on a bar stool?

Displaying your gorgeous diamond and ruby encrusted flag pins - from the QVC/Madeleine Albright collection for $15.95 per pound - has always been your patriotic hallmark, the front line of your fierce defense of the “Real America“.

I remember when you criticized that socialist pretender to the Presidency, Barak Hussein Obama, for not wearing his pin. You didn’t wince from controversy. When rabid left-wing lunatics pointed out that the world’s greatest leader, our dear President Mr. George W. Bush, sometimes went without his flag pin you laughed in their faces and reminded them you were a maverick.

How right you were.

Sarahkini You knew that if Obama became President he’d outlaw flags and have them brought to huge “inflammation” centers to be burned using recycled Fryolator grease from McDonalds.

I was a little upset when you literally wrapped yourself in our flag, but when I thought moe about it, I decided it was OK. After all, what would stylish mavericks wear if not our glorious, Godly, and triumphant banner?

But a bar stool Sarah? That’s the single most dangerous piece of furniture in a good tea-totalling, Christian home.

WWJD?

I hope this desecration of our flag was completely the fault of Runners’ World magazine and their liberal mainstream media PhotoShopery. I still have faith in your maverickosity. Sarah, please do the right thing and display our flag correctly.

If not, I might need to tell Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck about you.